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Monday, April 14, 2008

Simple Lesson on Management!

One of the very important job skills is management. In working,this is the most use skills whether you're a managers or a labour.There are many components of management such as time management,people management,operations management,financial management et cetera...et cetera..et cetera.....
A colleague of mine has forwarded me a simple lesson on management.Hopefully,this can very helpful to anyone out there who are looking for solutions in their every day working life.
Enjoy!

Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4 :An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE .

Career and Education Fair 2008....in Penang!





I received this message from Jobstreet.com.It says that there will be a career and education fair to be held in Penang from the 25th to 27th this month.The interesting event is the 'Resume Clinic',get an expert help on resume writing on the spot!



Details of the message or advertisement as follows



Malaysia Career and Education Fair 2008 in Penang!



Venue: Penang International Sports Arena (Pisa)Date: 25th - 27th April 2008Time: 11.00 AM - 7.00 PM



ACTIVITIES On-the-spot interview ,Career development talks, Consultations on course, Meet recruiters face-to-face ,Resume clinic, Internship corner, Education workshop, Contests and lucky draws.



*Bring along your resume in both hard & soft copy.

See you there!







Friday, April 11, 2008

Writing a Resume, Part 1!



A lot of jobhunters scratch their heads when it comes to write a resume.Undeniably,this is the most important and difficult part in job application process.A resume in general is a brief description of what you have,your work experiences,skills and academic qualifications.The purpose of a resume is to win interview.It is like an advertisement or personal brochure.Therefore it must be attractive,not in appearance but in its content!.A good resume will be able to tell your prospective employer that if he or she buy this product (in this case,you!),he or she will get all the benefits or attributes that come with it.So,it is really important to present a good resume.

The next question would be....what is or how do you justify a good resume? To answer this,you have to put yourself in the interviewer's point of view.Well,maybe it's difficult since we cannot judge ourself or simply because we think that we have all the qualities or attributes that may fit into the employer's book.Then,take another example,say shopping.How many of us take time when it comes to buy things,shirt for example?I think most of us would take quite some time before make or reach a firm decision before paying.Why? Because you want something that value for your money.Same goes with an employer.If they want or look for an employee,they want somebody that is value for what they paid for.Someone that can help to contribute for the benefit of the company.Therefore,your resume must focus on your employer's needs,not yours.

There are many formats on writing a resume. Generally, it should start with your personal particulars,your full name, contact address and numbers,e-mail address and academic qualifications.Some employer do not interested to know whether you're married or still single,therefore just skip this part (you can still elaborate this during the interview!).Others like date and place of birth,height and weight,pets,hobbies etc,just skip it.After all,you only need to project key features of yourself.Remember,a resume is like product brochure,brief and attractive,other not-so important features,must be skipped.That can be addressed later in the interview.Use legible font like Arial or Times New Roman.Don't you Manuscript or Signatures that make your prospective employer wonder what on earth you're writing about.

With this you already complete the first section of a resume.I touch the second section in the next post!